You know you watch too much NASCAR if........

1. you refer to the car in front of you as your drafting partner
2. you see a Waste Management truck and think of Sterling Marlin
3. you pass by a Lowes or Home Depot and immediately think of Jimmie Johnson/Tony Stewart
4. you tell your spouse not to slide the tires when pulling into a parking space
5. you're not tailgating, you're bump-drafting
6. you're not speeding, you're qualifying
7. when somebody is trying to pass you, you refer to them as "inside, inside"
8. and when they get by it's "clear, clear, all clear"
9. people aren't braking, they're "checking up"
10. when traffic is slow you "back it down"